Voldimdog is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful crane.

Voldimdog created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Voldimdog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Voldimdog, she will turn you into a slug.

Voldimdog's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Voldimdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Always help dolphins in need.