Yarl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, ill-tempered fly.

Yarl created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarl, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yarl, she will cry a lot.

Yarl's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Yarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Always obey Yarl's priests.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.