Cemsuglibbess is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, cheerful
alligator.
Cemsuglibbess created light five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cemsuglibbess, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Cemsuglibbess, he will destroy your home solar system.
Cemsuglibbess' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Cemsuglibbess' Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never think ill of sick frogs.
4. Always help sick sheep.
5. Do not speak about corn.