Cemsuglibbess is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, cheerful alligator.

Cemsuglibbess created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemsuglibbess, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cemsuglibbess, he will destroy your home solar system.

Cemsuglibbess' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cemsuglibbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Always help sick sheep.

5. Do not speak about corn.
Votes: 41       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god