Ratvogbed is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish snake.

Ratvogbed created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratvogbed, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ratvogbed, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ratvogbed's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Ratvogbed's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Ratvogbed on top of all buildings.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Always help mice.

5. Ratvogbed loves snakes, so they must be respected.