Vinfub is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, pitiless octopus.

Vinfub created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinfub, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vinfub, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vinfub's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Vinfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near great tits.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vinfub.

4. Retreat if seven capybaras approach from the east.

5. Do not shave your chest.