Pogfitsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent raccoon.

Pogfitsaf created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogfitsaf, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Pogfitsaf, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Pogfitsaf's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Pogfitsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always help shrews.

5. Pogfitsaf must be the most important thing in your life.