Ditbodpop is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident chinchilla.

Ditbodpop created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ditbodpop, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Ditbodpop, he will try to impress you with trees.

Ditbodpop's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Ditbodpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about special relativity.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Retreat if three otters approach from the north.