Stigdudban Vidwipcen Binparklarn is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, compassionate spider.

Stigdudban Vidwipcen Binparklarn created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigdudban Vidwipcen Binparklarn, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stigdudban Vidwipcen Binparklarn, it will turn you into a mole.

Stigdudban Vidwipcen Binparklarn's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Stigdudban Vidwipcen Binparklarn's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.
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