Stigdudban Vidwipcen Binparklarn
is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, compassionate
spider
.
Stigdudban Vidwipcen Binparklarn
created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stigdudban Vidwipcen Binparklarn
, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Stigdudban Vidwipcen Binparklarn
, it will turn you into a mole.
Stigdudban Vidwipcen Binparklarn's
most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Stigdudban Vidwipcen Binparklarn's Holy Commandments
1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. You must never eat turnips.
5. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.
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