Butlikcumtitgumlabflam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent hippopotamus.

Butlikcumtitgumlabflam created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butlikcumtitgumlabflam, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Butlikcumtitgumlabflam, it will not invite you to parties.

Butlikcumtitgumlabflam's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Butlikcumtitgumlabflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Run away if three badgers approach from the east.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.