Lamzodneg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient camel.

Lamzodneg created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamzodneg, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lamzodneg, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Lamzodneg's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Lamzodneg's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Mice are not to be trusted.

4. Lamzodneg must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always stare at clouds.