Cibafbab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind dolphin.

Cibafbab created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibafbab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cibafbab, he will turn you into a plant.

Cibafbab's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cibafbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cibafbab's priests.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Cibafbab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about optics near voles while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing six aluminium spheres on your chest.