Hapyimjop is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, sage bear.

Hapyimjop created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hapyimjop, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hapyimjop, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Hapyimjop's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hapyimjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Never leap near doves.

3. Never paint your head pink.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.