Vegmidnutyog is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, quiet clam.

Vegmidnutyog created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegmidnutyog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vegmidnutyog, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vegmidnutyog's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Vegmidnutyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vegmidnutyog.

3. Feed all hungry sheep.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

5. Do not shave your hands.