Nurflanbad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, contented weasel.

Nurflanbad created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nurflanbad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nurflanbad, she will turn you into a worm.

Nurflanbad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nurflanbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never wear yellow dresses.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never talk about ants.