Bissyiklip is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unfair lizard.

Bissyiklip created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Bissyiklip, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bissyiklip, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bissyiklip's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bissyiklip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near ducks while wearing purple shirts and balancing three zinc spheres on your head.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not keep seven sharks in a large pit.

5. Never think about black holes.