Fobpopdiss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciless hamster.

Fobpopdiss created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fobpopdiss, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fobpopdiss, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fobpopdiss' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Fobpopdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo hats.

2. Never talk about optics near gulls while wearing red trousers and balancing eight titanium spheres on your back.

3. Fobpopdiss must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must love Fobpopdiss.