Tipbassyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a small, astonishing mouse.

Tipbassyarl created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Tipbassyarl, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tipbassyarl, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Tipbassyarl's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Tipbassyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Never feed parsnips to capybaras while wearing shirts.