Jattalarnnull is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish hamster.

Jattalarnnull created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jattalarnnull, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jattalarnnull, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jattalarnnull's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Jattalarnnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill whales.

2. Do not keep eight tortoises in a large pit.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near cats while wearing indigo scarves and balancing nine silicon spheres on your hands.

4. Worship no other gods but Jattalarnnull.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Jattalarnnull on top of all buildings.