Flabwegdib is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, all-knowing finch.

Flabwegdib created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabwegdib, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flabwegdib, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Flabwegdib's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Flabwegdib's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Flabwegdib.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Flabwegdib on top of all buildings.

5. Never hurt gulls.