Goddad Gomhomjabgan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, egotistical shrew.

Goddad Gomhomjabgan created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Goddad Gomhomjabgan, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Goddad Gomhomjabgan, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Goddad Gomhomjabgan's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Goddad Gomhomjabgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near geese while wearing brown hats and balancing three gold spheres on your arms.