Dag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, omnipotent coyote.

Dag created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dag, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Dag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. You must love Dag.

3. Never wear red rings.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Never jump in the presence of dogs.