Fonfligcum Jopbiflenkarzograp is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, two-faced camel.

Fonfligcum Jopbiflenkarzograp created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonfligcum Jopbiflenkarzograp, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fonfligcum Jopbiflenkarzograp, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Fonfligcum Jopbiflenkarzograp's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fonfligcum Jopbiflenkarzograp's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not kill tapirs.

4. Never paint your neck red.

5. You must pray to Fonfligcum Jopbiflenkarzograp three times a day.