Budzogtit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome snake.

Budzogtit created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Budzogtit, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Budzogtit, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Budzogtit's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Budzogtit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Budzogtit.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

5. Never go into orange rooms.