Nurtnighug is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, amazing gnu.

Nurtnighug created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtnighug, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nurtnighug, it will think nothing of it.

Nurtnighug's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nurtnighug's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four ducks approach from the south.

2. Nurtnighug loves otters, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always help foxes in need.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.