Pophotrot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy horse.

Pophotrot created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pophotrot, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pophotrot, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Pophotrot's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Pophotrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never play with disobedient children.