Dadyartlat is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, blissful finch.

Dadyartlat created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dadyartlat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dadyartlat, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Dadyartlat's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Dadyartlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. Dadyartlat loves birds, so they must be honoured.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Never look at black holes.