Largdannut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind squirrel.

Largdannut created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Largdannut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Largdannut, he will turn you into a plant.

Largdannut's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Largdannut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Put Largdannut first in all things.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.