Fligyokmif is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, prudent wombat.

Fligyokmif created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligyokmif, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fligyokmif, she will turn you into a sheep.

Fligyokmif's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Fligyokmif's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fligyokmif seven times a day.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fligyokmif.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never think about optics.