Tailcengof is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, contented tortoise.

Tailcengof created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailcengof, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tailcengof, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tailcengof's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Tailcengof's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.