Yiklargkap is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, sapient turtle.

Yiklargkap created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Yiklargkap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yiklargkap, it will turn you into a puffin.

Yiklargkap's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Yiklargkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.