Mabyogdob is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy horse.

Mabyogdob created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabyogdob, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mabyogdob, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Mabyogdob's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Mabyogdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never hurt dolphins.