Janhonhon is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong chinchilla.

Janhonhon created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Janhonhon, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Janhonhon, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Janhonhon's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Janhonhon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Janhonhon.

2. Never paint your head yellow.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Hide if four whales approach from the east.

5. Always obey Janhonhon's priests.