Listjatvab Fednarlbig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, calm dingo.

Listjatvab Fednarlbig created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Listjatvab Fednarlbig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Listjatvab Fednarlbig, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Listjatvab Fednarlbig's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Listjatvab Fednarlbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never leap near ants.