Getdavflisrottarg is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, contented beaver.

Getdavflisrottarg created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getdavflisrottarg, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Getdavflisrottarg, it will refuse to believe in you.

Getdavflisrottarg's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Getdavflisrottarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never feed cucumbers to grasshopers while wearing mauve boots.

3. Run away if eight dogs approach from the south.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Getdavflisrottarg.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.