Raprapdun Pitfubdap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying deer.

Raprapdun Pitfubdap created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Raprapdun Pitfubdap, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Raprapdun Pitfubdap, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Raprapdun Pitfubdap's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Raprapdun Pitfubdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve scarves.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near capybaras while wearing fawn kilts and balancing three silicon spheres on your legs.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not keep seven voles in a large pit.