Sadhencut is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, charitable walrus.

Sadhencut created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sadhencut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sadhencut, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sadhencut's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Sadhencut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat pineapples.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.