Volmisfen Kensadsug is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable coyote.

Volmisfen Kensadsug created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Volmisfen Kensadsug, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Volmisfen Kensadsug, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Volmisfen Kensadsug's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Volmisfen Kensadsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Volmisfen Kensadsug.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Volmisfen Kensadsug on top of all buildings.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never eat green fruit.