Jinomtster is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying butterfly.

Jinomtster created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinomtster, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jinomtster, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Jinomtster's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Jinomtster's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are not to be trusted.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jinomtster.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

4. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.