Fabxucknel is a god.

He takes the form of a large, caring turtle.

Fabxucknel created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Fabxucknel, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fabxucknel, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fabxucknel's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fabxucknel's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.