Zigfligquam is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unthinking mole.

Zigfligquam created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigfligquam, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zigfligquam, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Zigfligquam's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Zigfligquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Do not take Zigfligquam's name in vain.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Zigfligquam loves turtles, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.