Wonmilbast is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, passionate fox.

Wonmilbast created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonmilbast, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wonmilbast, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wonmilbast's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Wonmilbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near doves while wearing cyan shoes and balancing seven lead spheres on your chest.

2. Run away from red goats, for they are unholy.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Do not take Wonmilbast's name in vain.

5. Never look at comets.