Armgepgem is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, slow duck.

Armgepgem created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Armgepgem, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Armgepgem, he will turn you into a tree.

Armgepgem's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Armgepgem's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never eat bread.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.