Dadfagshav Dunkemjab is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unjust weasel.

Dadfagshav Dunkemjab created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadfagshav Dunkemjab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dadfagshav Dunkemjab, he will ignore you.

Dadfagshav Dunkemjab's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Dadfagshav Dunkemjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not kill foxes.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Never wear tights.