Xemjadgum Listlogbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, capable dove.

Xemjadgum Listlogbiss created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Xemjadgum Listlogbiss, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xemjadgum Listlogbiss, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Xemjadgum Listlogbiss' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Xemjadgum Listlogbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Xemjadgum Listlogbiss in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not cook food in pots.