Nadfarfon is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, wise swan.

Nadfarfon created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadfarfon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nadfarfon, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nadfarfon's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Nadfarfon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Never paint your feet white.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.