Weetofnarhentarjap is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent unicorn.

Weetofnarhentarjap created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Weetofnarhentarjap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Weetofnarhentarjap, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Weetofnarhentarjap's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Weetofnarhentarjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown kilts.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

3. Weetofnarhentarjap must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always obey Weetofnarhentarjap's priests.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.