Mongudkan Gil is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast tapir.

Mongudkan Gil created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mongudkan Gil, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mongudkan Gil, it will remove you from existence.

Mongudkan Gil's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Mongudkan Gil's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mongudkan Gil.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.