Poddav is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart tapir.

Poddav created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Poddav, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Poddav, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Poddav's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Poddav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Poddav in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about black holes.