Stragfathub is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, narcissistic salamander.

Stragfathub created humanity six million years ago.

If you believe in Stragfathub, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stragfathub, it will come to you in dreams.

Stragfathub's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Stragfathub's Holy Commandments

1. Stragfathub must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

4. Never chant in the presence of geese.

5. Always help whales.