Flamflymum is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, impressive snake.

Flamflymum created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamflymum, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flamflymum, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Flamflymum's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Flamflymum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Flamflymum's name in vain.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.